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坐在海關大樓裡面吹冷氣的俺,看到情報圖(手機上網)後的此刻心情是何等的熱血澎湃冷靜不能★面對對可愛的人妻姐姐,俺只有能忍著不露出猥褻的笑容...☆好想快點回家一番~快下班下班~★　

[高画質で再生]

台灣加油　[WIKI]

HIT被我關掉了...
昨天很驚悚的看到它快接近16918...|||

賀圖帳等這月的修羅完畢,來個一次性消滅吧...
真的拖超久了...(跪

記得之前有做過這個...
應該是蠻久之前的事(?),翻了近一年的網址都沒翻到,莫非是更早之前的?
再做一遍,貌似有變少...
如果看到哪個覺得我是這樣但是沒有選上的,請告訴我唷,自己都沒有認識到地方才是最不足的吧=3=;;
(前面有*號的是選中的)

50 Signs you are a SHITTY artist!

01. When you doodle, you say it's a simple drawing./当你打草稿的时候，你说这没什么大不了。
草稿是很重要的...="=
02. Always provide excuses such as "Still in development"/总是以“还在进步”作借口。
渣就是渣沒什麽好藉口的...OTL
03. Can only create an excuse of "I used a mouse, not a tablet"/总拿“我只有鼠标没有数位板”当借口。
有板子,而且現在這還頗高級(給我用好浪費...OTL),藉口不能
04. You only draw faces./只画脸。
通常到腰或大腿...
05. You always draw faces at the same direction./只会从一个方向画脸。
這倒不會...
06. The proportion is awful./比例不堪入目。
自認為比例還算把握得當...
*07. Every character looks the same./每个角色看着都差不多。
看情況,不過有這嫌疑...OTL
*08. Uses different hairstyle to distinguish characters./用不同的发型来区分角色。
依然是看情況了...選上吧
09. Cannot distinguish left and right direction.分不清左右。
不會|||
10. "Sketch? Who cares about that?"/“草稿？谁在乎那玩意？”
草稿很重要...
11. You only draw sketchs./只会画草图。
...俺草稿和正稿有很大差別...
12. What's a LAYER??? Seriously.../图层是虾米？？？真的……
應該不會不知道吧...
*13. You always draw one character. (no more than two characters in a single canvas)只画一个角色（一张图上不会出现两个以上人物。）
是...通常只有一隻或兩隻
*14. You always draw characters in same angle./只会从一个角度画人。
...是不會只有一個角度,但確實不是每個角度都行...OTL
15. No matter how you draw, it's the same expression./不论怎么画，人物都一个表情。
表情還是可以的...
16. You couldn't draw characters with movement./不能画在动的人物。
還可以,只要不是動作太離奇...
*17. You barely draw feet./几乎不画脚。
確實很少...小腿截止...|||
*18. You can't draw figures from high or low angles./不能从仰角或是俯视的角度画图。
好那畫TAT
19. You don't even know the definition of high and low angle drawing./压根不知道仰角和俯视绘图的概念。
知道但是依然不行TAT
20. A shitty figure drawing in dynamic pose can be turned into a 4th Dimensional abstract./对一个动态模特画图能制造出诡异的第四维度。
那是啥?
21. Same character looks totally different when it is drawn in different angle or direction./只要是从不同的方向和角度，同一个人看着就完全不一样。
有嗎...TAT?
22. You can't even draw anything other than characters or draw everything except characters./你只会画人。
植物苦手...其他就算別畫過多磨磨也能出來...
23. You can only draw cute characters./只会画可爱的人物。
不...
24. You can only draw handsome characters./只会画帅气的人物。
不...
25. Hands is your nightmare./手就是你的噩梦。
依然不...
26. Your character's hands are always hidden behind. (because you don't want to draw hands)/你的角色总是背着手（因为你不想画手）。
顯然不...
27. The idea sketch is professional but the actual quality is shitty.理想中的草稿是专业的，现实中的草稿是渣滓。
專業草稿是怎樣?
28. You try to cover up one of the eyes with hair so that you can draw only one eye./常用头发盖住眼睛好只画一只眼睛。
其實我討厭只畫一邊,因為這次這樣畫都會導致臉部某些地方歪掉...
*29. Your works are always asymmetrical./你的图从来不对称。
臉永遠畫不出正面...
30. Line art only = Finished piece/线稿=成稿
好像很少有只有線的...
31. Rough sketch only = Finished piece/草稿=成稿
不...
32. You have no anatomical knowledge./毫无解剖学知识。
最近有在看這方面的書...
33. You only draw eyes./只画眼睛。
沒可能...
34. Character's hand and eyes are huge./人物的眼睛和手都硕大无朋。
嘛...還好...
35. You're poor in drawing the position of boobs./完全找不着胸部的位置。
爲什麽會找不到...
36. Your artworks are free from all logic. Awkward anatomy and proportion./你的图画毫无逻辑可言，充满着古怪的透视和比例。
不至於吧...
*37. You lose confidence when other people's works look great./看到别人画得棒就没信心。
嗎的誰看到畫得很好的,再想想自己沒人家畫得好還能覺得很信心!?
38. You think they are genius when they come up with satisfied quality./当他人画出漂亮的作品就认为别人是天才。
天才,多半是練出來的吧...
39. You collect other people's works as practice references but you actually collect them as a collection./收集他人的画做当作练习参考而实际上只是收藏。
沒有收藏習慣...
40. While drawing, you easily lose patience and go do something else./绘图时很容易失去耐心。
什麼都沒耐心,對這個就有...
41. Tablet is your god item./数位板是你的救命稻草。
...沒救的時候就是沒救...
42. You regain confidence when other people's works look crappy than yours./你的自信来源于看别人画的渣图。
...看到的時候多半想到自己曾經如此...
43. You are more than willing to draw but you lose the spirit so easily./你很想画图不过很快就没了力气。
...有力氣,但是會被自己的無能弄得很無力...
44. You completely lose the confidence when you see the works of true genius./当你看到真正天才的作品时，会完全失去信心。
...看到才更想努力變強...
45. You draw once a month or even once a year.一个月乃至一年才画一次。
...算了吧...
46. [ ] You get mad when their favorite artists are being lazy./当你心爱的艺术家偷懒的时候你会暴走。
好幾個月沒見人家更新了...
47. When you draw Hentai art, you end up drawing grotesque horror pictures because their proportion is so fucking awful.你画H图的时候，会因为他们的姿势比例诡异到不可思议而不得不就此终止。
...你想了什麼詭異的姿勢讓他們做來著?
48. You don't even have a faith in themselves./你毫无信心可言。
有時候看看還是有的...
49. You can't even draw since the beginning./你一开始就下不了笔。
下不了比的是畫到一半以後...
50. You realized their problems and know where to fix but you never do./你知道自己问题的所在可就是不去改进。
...知道了會努力改的,問題是很難改怎辦...= =||||

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